* Enough already with the Kim Kardashian wedding coverage. Did anyone ever really even care? Don’t get me wrong…I’m definitely celeb ob-sessed {Perez and I are practically besties}….but it’s Kim Kardashian we’re talking about. Woo. Hoo.
* Speaking of celebs….have I told you that I LOVE Jason Bateman? I find him hysterically charming. And my fingers are crossed that he will pull through with an “Arrested Development” movie.
* I’m no germ-a-phobe by any means. But it really gets my goat when I hear someone close to me in a store practically hacking up a lung. Stay home!
* Wal-mart’s produce is nasty.
* I really really really like the show “Nightline”. It may be the inner {news-ish} geek in me but I am always fascinated with their stories. Like THIS one. {There are some WEIRD people out there! If you want a good laugh…just watch this news story.}
* Besides “Nightline”, I’m also obsessed with three cable networks. TLC. TRU TV. And the Food Network. True story…the other night Joe and I were watching a Food Network show all about steaks. I went to bed, and unbeknownst to me, Joe fired up the grill at MIDNIGHT and grilled himself a big fat steak. Food Network can do that to you.
* Does anyone else think that eye appointments are slightly awkward? I went in last week for my yearly check-up and it reminded me of how much I hate it. It’s dark. The optometrist always stands uncomfortably close. You can smell their breath. And then….when they ask on those charts ‘which one can you see better? Better? Or worse? Better? Or worse?’ ….. can anyone REALLY ever see a difference? I feel like I’m being tricked with those. And they ALWAYS look exactly the same to me.
* Why don’t boys flush the toilet? Seriously. I always kind of thought it was a myth. Until I had some of my own. It is like pulling teeth to get Grant and Carson to remember. And I’ve got the toilet grime to prove it!
* I think the show “My Babysitters a Vampire” should be axed off of the Disney channel. It scares the heebie-jeebies outta my kids. And no show on Disney should do that. Walt would not be happy if he were alive.
* I got behind an extreme coupon-er at the store today. I could not have been more bugged. I’m all for saving a buck or two, don’t get me wrong. But these people really irritate me. One line open and the customer has seriously 100 coupons. I’m a one stop shop girl. If I can’t find all my groceries at Frys….it’s just too bad. Because who has the time and patience to run around town with kids in tow and shop for the cheapest dental floss? Just doesn’t seem worth it to me.
The commercials for the vampire show are scary. And I hate that they come on during good cute shows. That we like to watch.
I am a germ freak and a man was coughing (so hard he almost puked) right next to me and Ainsley and I said "ainsley let's get away from that man. This is disgusting. sick people need to stay home" Good news. He walked away instead of us 🙂 But I am pretty sure the damage was already done.
LOL your description of the optometrist! And ps, if Joe ever gets to visit us again, I am fully expecting filets at midnight!